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A diary about our expedition to Hong Kong

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Beijing rush hour in the snow




Writing this in the back of a Beijing taxi trying to get to the office. Is taking ages.

There are a few inches of snow on the ground which is slowing everything up of course. And it's minus 7 or 8 celcius (not including wind chill).

Usually a City in the snow pretty-fies it. This is not the case with Beijing however. I think it makes it appear even more industrial and bleak. We have just driven past a manufacturing estate - sky full of pipes and wires and chimmneys and smoke and sparkes and factory roofs. Waves of workers wrapped in several grey layers of clothes against the cold are shuffling through the slush to get to work. Very Orwellian.

M

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Sunday, February 15, 2009

balancing act

In Asia, there are generally two types of women's loo on offer in public places - a western one and a 'long drop' - presumably the latter doesn't need too much explanation, other than to say that it builds up the muscles nicely for skiing.

So you might ask, what do locals do when faced only with the choice of western toilet. You'd think that it would be easier just to sit down - or even hover, but based on my experience recently at the Hong Kong Macau ferry terminal public conveniences, that's not the case. Every toilet seat was embellished with footprints, now imagine that scenario in an aeroplane...
J

Christmas in Hong Kong


5th December 2008

We hope this letter finds you in good spirits and full of festive cheer. As I write this from a cloudless sunny Hong Kong, and read reports of snow in the UK, I feel a twinge of regret that we will not be back for Christmas this year, seeing friends and family. It seems a long time since we were back in August when we spent an idyllic week in Treyarnon Bay with the Clough’s (senior and not so senior) and an energetic week roaming around Hampshire staying with the Cripps clan and other friends in the vicinity.

Thanks so much for all of you who put us up (perhaps put up with us might be more accurate) or travelled many miles to see us. We really appreciate all the effort you made and we’re sorry we didn’t get to everyone -- we just ran out of time, & energy!

Some of you have asked what Christmas is like in Hong Kong.

Firstly cold (ish): The HK observatory predicts there will be a cold snap and the temperature will drop to around 19 degrees centrigrade. But what is really strange is that the humidity has recently dropped to 30%, it’s normally around 90% which we’ve grown accustomed too, so at the moment we’re permanently thirsty, our hair resembles Struwwelpeter’s and we’re having to soak ourselves in moisturiser and lip balm.

Secondly food: although Billy would be equally happy with dim sum or sushi - on Christmas Day we’ll be having turkey, (except Mark who became a vegetarian earlier this year and will be having a nut roast) and we’ll be cooking all the traditional fare, bread sauce, sprouts and roast potatoes etc but joy of joys with ten people coming to lunch, there will be no early start for us - the turkey will be delivered to our door, already cooked. It’s amazing how quickly you get accustomed to expat life in a city that never sleeps, and where you can get anything day or night.

Generally speaking, life in Hong Kong is vibrant and highly entertaining. Christmas decorations have been up since mid November and all the skyscrapers overlooking the harbour are bearing ‘holiday’ lights. Actually Christmas holds little significance for the locals other than a chance to worship the god of Mammon and participate in the national hobby – shopping. On Christmas Day that’s what the locals will be doing and although the recession has certainly hit here, there are still long queues to get into Louis Vuitton and gleaming shopping malls full of luxury brands seem to spring up every month. And just a short hop over the South China sea, in Macau, which now rivals Las Vegas in gambling revenues if not for sheer volume of people.

This weekend Father Christmas came to our local church fete in Stanley, arriving by helicopter and departing in a black Porsche. Naturally. This exhibition sums up life in Hong Kong. On one hand there’s an exuberant joy in displaying personal wealth which would appal most Brits. No self-respecting Chinese has a car over a year old, and even your average office girl sports a Prada handbag. Yet in spite of the wealth and apparent superficiality it’s a fascinating place and every week we discover somewhere new or learn something about the culture. We’ve been welcomed and inundated with kindness; been encouraged when trying out our cantonese and mandarin phrases, and overwhelmed by their respect for children.

This year, as last, has been pretty active and we’ve been lucky enough to visit the Philippines, Thailand and Bali on family holidays – with both Singapore and Indonesia on the agenda for the New Year. Mark is non-stop travelling - spending pretty much every other week in China and India so is at home in both countries. In fact he can order a beer now in about 12 different languages. If you have an idle moment or two, we have a webblog of photos and observations about our time here together with some photos of the places we’ve visited. (www.crippong.blogspot.com).

Staying on the active front what started as a ploy to get sporting membership at cheap rates for the Hong Kong Cricket Club, by joining the hockey team, has turned into a fully fledged commitment after our team gained promotion twice in one season and won the cup. Billy and Archie come to watch and to eat cookies that magically appear after every game. I think that it’s the cookies that they come for. Billy continues to enjoy Chinese Kung Fu and next weekend will be graded for a brown belt – two belts to Black belt and I’m thinking we might need to watch our backs… Archie started tennis and rugby this season and along with Billy, they spend every Sunday morning at Stanley Fort , now occupied by the Chinese Army and kindly rented to Valley Fort Rugby Club, doing drills and learning the offside rule whilst we discuss the previous night’s events over coffee. Mark has got the sailing bug, and after a week’s intense course in the Whitsunday Isles (Australia) in November, now spends Saturday mornings skulking around the HK yacht club offering his services as crew. His first week was spent in the company of two America’s cup veterans - they invited him back the next week, and asked him to bring a few cans with him…

We moved house mid Summer, from Repulse Bay to Stanley, when the management decided to put up the rent by 30%. We love our new ‘hood’. It’s right on the beach, very laid back and a totally different vibe from the expat resort feel of Repulse Bay. Just at the back of our house is the Tai Tam country park and the infamous Twins (massive hills). It’s a stunning backdrop and I’ve got myself into the habit of starting the weekend hiking up the 1,500 steps. I can also report it is very beautiful at 7am. Now is the time of the year to hike, and last weekend Billy, Archie and I hiked round the island from our house to the cricket club (about 4km) - encountering nothing more fierce than a police man training his alsation. One of our friends was chased by a cobra, but thankfully we’ve had no such experience.

Mark, Billy, Archie and I wish you all a very merry Christmas and a New Year packed full of experiences and opportunities. We plan to be here for at least another year, so if you are considering a visit out East, make it next year. We would be absolutely thrilled to have your name inscribed in our Visitor’s book along with the intrepid eight who have got here already.
J

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Back to humidity

Well, Winter's over. It lasted a week.

As I've said before recently on the Blog ... I don't think it's rained in Hong Kong since about late September 2008. We've enjoyed relatively cool, pleasantly un-humid, sunny days for about 4-5 months.

Today, Summer is back with us. We woke up to low grey but bright skies; slight fine hardly-noticeable drizzle; temperatures in the mid-high twenties .... and, here's the killer -- humidity currently @ 90% (09:00 in the morning) .. rising to 95% by lunchtime.

:(

M

Monday, February 09, 2009

Typical example : one of many calls I get during the day

<phone ring>

Mark:  Mark Cripps

Random asian-sounding in-bound caller: Hello can I speak to Mr Mark Cripps please

Mark: (sigh) Mark Cripps speaking

RAI-BC: Yes, can I speak to Mr Mark Cripps please

Mark: yes, hello

RAI-BC: can you hear me, Mr Mark Cripps please

Mark: HELLO

RAI-BC: Hello, can you hear me, can I speak to Mr Mark Cripps please

Mark: You are, that is why I answered the phone “Mark Cripps” and why I have said “hello” twice

RAI-BC: Pardon, sorry?

Mark: Bye

RAI-BC: Sor....

Friday, February 06, 2009

10,000 visits to the blog - from all over!


Like watching a mileometer on a car's dashboard, tonight I noticed we had our ten thousandth visitor to this blog since we started it in the Spring of 2006.

We have red dots announcing visitors from all over the world! You are welcome - hope you like what you see/read.

Don't hesitate to leave a comment below.

Cheers

Mark & Joss

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

One Door Dee ... or something like that

Just got home from work.

Every now and then in Hong Kong, one gets a taxi driven by a well-meaning but ever-so irritating guy who insists on spending the whole journey correcting one's Cantonese.

Tonight was one of those occasions.

You know what kind of ride you're going to get when they ask you to repeat (6 times tonight) the desired destination. It's tempting to revert to English -- and that's what I think they're forcing you to do ... but I was not going to give the guy tonight the satisfaction.

And, dammit, I've given the directions home so many times now - 99 out of 100, there's no problem.

But tonight .... grrrrr ... My usual "Check Chue Chin Do" (Stanley Village Road) was not good enough. It has to be Check (high inflexion, more acute) Chue (low inflexion, kind of rounded) Cheeeen (high inflexion, longer) Do (no problem, but could be a bit lower).

Sigh.

Admittedly, we had to be careful announcing where we used to live ("Chin Seui waan" = Repulse Bay) ... as "Qingshui Wan" is "Clear Water Bay" which is miles away over on the dark side (Kowloon way - off Hong Kong Island).

So tonight's driver was correcting everything I said - I thought he was going to start on my English ... I was half tempted to talk to him in German - but last time I tried that (in 1982 I believe) got me into a bit of trouble with a British Rail guard near Torquay *long story that one*.

So, rushing out of the cab tonight, I wished the driver Kung Hei Fat Choy ... only for him to say "you should say: One Door Dee, which means 'I hope you reap lots of money'".

Just about sums this place up.

Have a grumpy new year.

M

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Between the posts


Our goalie moved to Dubai in November to take up a job as chief engineer managing a new hotel build. As we haven't been able to find a replacement for love nor money, our captain has been pulling names out of a hat for us field players to take a turn between the posts each week. With four of us left to be picked, the pressure was getting too much and I was petrified I would pull the short straw when we played The Dutchies, top of the league, hit the ball like bullets and are frankly Amazonian. So when I saw we had a relatively easy team to play, I volunteered.

I spent the morning of the match on the internet, googling top tips for goalies. I wish I had researched how to put on the kit. Cometh the hour, I was faced with about 15 pieces of kit, all smelling fairly ripe, - the kit had got soaked the previous week and not dried properly (nice!) and absolutely no idea which part of the body to strap them to..

Here's the first attempt - actually those bowl like bits and the flappy bit hanging down between my legs where eventually resituated to cover my buttocks, but I'm still not convinced that was right either as I could barely move, so trussed up was I.
I am pleased to report I made two good saves, conceded one goal - the team defending heroically to produce a respectable one all draw.

One of those 'experiences' I won't be repeating and boy, have even more respect for our defence, thanks Sandy, Dreamy and Nat and Sophie who took one on the bonce...